if you don’t think Kim Possible’s school sign was the best then you need to get out of my face.
My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.
they look like fat balls of rage
Just gonna leave this here
That last picture looks so much like how I imagined the Cheshire cat. I didn’t know that expression was possible on a real cat. Whoa.
TOOTHBRUSH. IS THAT A TOOTHBRUSH?!
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS CAT
That last gif omg maybe we’re alright after all T-Swift!
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
whenever I create a text post
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
stop doing that and do me instead
hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist